The first HOT SLASHER BABE of the month goes to Debbie from Friday the 13th part 3 in 3D. Each month I will write a letter professing my undying love to a horror movie starlet. Dear Debbie, from Friday the 13th Part 3 in 3D,
You were so beautiful with a smoking hot bod...why did the director think we’d actually believe you were pregnant? Were you offended by that at all? And why would you date a guy that tries to get you to eat weed and offers to go get you beers?
Also, what kind of friends would make you sleep in the room with the hammock? You’re pregnant remember? I guess it did make it possible to get a really cool updated version of the Kevin Bacon kill from part 1.
But, Debbie, above all your beauty and charming qualities lies the fact that you read Fangoria magazine...and you'll do it in a hammock. Thanks again, Debbie, we all loved you and you will be missed.
Sincerely,
Gory Gary
If you nerds have any hot slasher babes we should write letters to let us know and we will get right on it! We? Who am I referring too? It is just me.
Do ones for:
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Maggie from Child's Play
Trash from Return of the Living Dead
hey, man, im not sure if you read my first post but i mentioned that the firs person to comment on any of my material would get a BASEMENT OF TERROR tshirt! and you, my friend, are the the lucky winner. send me your address and ill send it out asap. you might even have it for new years!!!!
DeleteGood write up overall, but you forgot to mention all that side boob action she gave us in the shower scenes. The widescreen version really lets you see a lot more of her.
ReplyDeletehaha very good point about the shower scenes and thanks for the suggestions, dudes. have a look at some other posts while you are here.
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